I've discovered from my server logs that 'assholes' is a very popular thing to search for on the net. But you see, some people are fussy. Not just any asshole will do:
Now, while few of these really cause me to do more than chuckle, there are some that I have to wonder about. Who would look for 'dripping assholes' or 'hairy assholes' anyways? And I bet the person looking for 'cheating assholes' had something entirely different in mind.
There also seems to be a fascination with size. These guys want 'large assholes' or 'big assholes' or even 'gaping assholes.' I'm not sure I want to know if the guy looking for 'giant assholes' found any. In fact, I know that I don't want to know.
Then of course, there's those people that like bitches. And, as you can well imagine, these people have rather refined tastes as well. They certainly are not going to be satisfied with just any bitch, oh no:
Obviously bitches don't have quite the audience that assholes do, but there is still some intriguing things here. What is a 'rock bitch' anyways? And there is definitely an asshole connection, as we can see from the searches for 'big butt bitches' and 'bitches and assholes.'
Finally, some people just want it all:
I guess this guy doesn't care what he looks at as long as he's got something to look at, eh? My only question is, does 'mastubating' have something to do with bathtubs?