.) arrrr.... one eye'd take Arrrgh.... Workstation Ho! Avast!! Man the keyboards! Cast off all SCSI devices! HAHAHAH Batten down the filesystem.... shiver me tftp'ers naw that one doesn't sound so good Arrrr, and a bottle of rum for the first ship's mate on board that scurvy bastard's gopher I liked the shiver me ftp'ers, though Hahahahahaha scurvy gophers!! The Pirates of #p/g! Ahrrrr * Rrang has a eye-(kernel)-patch Arrr Ar Ar! .) and of course, dline has a parrot that echos everything he says, thanks to a bad duplex switch :) of course We sail the good ship, um, um... *** NightHawk (zuhlw@iia.org) has joined channel #p/g! what ship do we sail? Arr! It's nighthawk! Hey! The good ship nighthawk? arrrr A gold doubloon and a piece 'o' eight for the man who /kicks him! Not the good ship NightHawk. No, not the ship... arrr... sorry mateys .) /topic Pirates only need apply within You guys are SICK!!! :) Arrrrr..... Arrrr... Keelhaul 'im! :) Be careful what ye'rr sayin' Yee'l have a pegleg Anything but the plank. Arrr! Arr! And a hairlip. Yo ho ho and a bottle of coke! 13 men on a dead man's VAX... *** NightHawk is now known as Captain_M I still like that "cast off all SCSI devices" bit, that was rather good, if I say so myself *** Captain_M is now known as CapMorgan arrr cap'n, that was a mighty fine line :) Arr! Cap'n Morgan, scourge of the irc's! I must've missed a good one. ha ha! Arrrrr... We sail our ship on the seven irc's *** Rrang is now known as Cook *** Dreamline is now known as FirstMate Arr! Arr! Cap'n, the unix port is plugged! Hop Sing! Arr! *** Cook has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to Arr * Cook has chips in the galley Arrrrgh! We need to do some plunderin' tonight Ahoy #romance! :) A little rapin and a pillagin'! Arrrrr..... Sail Ho! prepare to be boarded, scurvy gophers! Ho! Where?! It's our worst enemy, and sworn opponent, the good ship "AOL" Arrr!! (HAHAHAHHA) Arrr! Newbies to star'bard HA aye... and 'tis the delphi weasel in the rear Arrrr! I can hear their stupid question already! Issue cotton balls to all hands! Train all cannons on the "AOL" aye First Mate :) Load! Aim! Fire! * Cook fires... KA--Booom! Look out it's the infamous scow Prodigy. RAMMM!!!!!!!! (why the fuck is the mate giving orders to the cook to attack? :) ) Arrrr! Leave that bilge rat scow... 'tis not worth the bother Arrr! The cook should remember that the great DOS rum-runnin' wars left us sorely under-manned she shall be sucked under by her own weight... arrrr Arr... Arrrr! Look at 'er go under! Arrr... true... cook should pay more attention to history Cap'n: where should we bury our treasure? Arrr! We plundered some wenches from the "AOL", I see .... ARrrr! That's a mite loaded question matey! bury the treasure in the wenches :) Arrr! I suggest we bury our treasure in a .txt file deep in the /ship/treasurehole I mean... arrr :) Arrr! arr... arrr... matey's... i hear the ghost of davy jones washing machine calling a' to me... brb... arrrr -RushServ:#p/g!- Okay Cook, catch ya in a few, eh... Arrrg! I hear reality calling. NO!!!!!!! *** CapMorgan is now known as NightHawk *** CapnAOL (jtake@rocky.civil.ualberta.ca) has joined channel #p/g! Arrrg! it's the cap'n of the bad ship AOL! ARrg! If reality is callin' to ye, you should take another swig, matey Aye! Arrg! Where's CapMorgan? *** NightHawk is now known as CapMorgan My Sworn enemy! -RushServ:#p/g!- Beauty... it's 16:00 (Pacific time), eh! * CapnAOL throws unix viruses at CapMorgan Look out Cap'n! * CapnAOL suddenly feels the need to ask dumb questions Well Cap'n seems as though you'll be walkin' the plank fer that one. Arrrrrr!!!!! Arrr! his true nature shows through! Arrr! ARr! Cap'n... make him walk the plank! "Whats a plank?" (blank look) How do you join a channel? Where can I get news? How does /nick work? Off with ya, ya scurvy dawg!!! Arrr! Arrrrr...... Arr! Look! He doesn't knwo the first thing about working an IRCship! * FirstMate pushes Cap'n AOL off the ship AARRRRGH! blub blub blub Arrr! Too bad the cook wasn't around to see this Arrr! He had to tend to his laundry, though Arr Arr! Arrr.... Wheres me rum!!! *** CapnAOL is now known as SecondMat Arr Second Mate, get the cap'n rum Arrr Second Mate, thats not like a Cabin boy is it? Arrrrr..... * SecondMat hands the Cap'n his rum *** SecondMat is now known as CabinBoy you wanted me? *** TAK (~kgp@helium.GAS.UUG.Arizona.EDU) has joined channel #p/g! Arrr! It's Tak! Shiver me ftp'ers! Next time we'll tie the Scurvy Dawg to the yardarm. Let 'im soak up the sun. Arrrrr..... Arrr! Let him dry up into a prune! aARrr! Greetings All.... * CabinBoy greets TAK, and welcomes him to the pirate ship hi tak! Arrr! CabinBoy! Get down and help the cook with the laundry! * CabinBoy runs off er, uh.... Welcome aboard! Matey! Arrrrgh! We need a new adventure... How is everyone doing on this fine day???? Where the hell is that cook! Arrr! Fine, sailor... we've sunk two ships, taken prisoners, and hidden the treasure already * TAK wonders what everyone is talking about He's off with the Cabin Boy doin' things untold! :) *** Signoff: CapMorgan (irc.uiuc.edu irc-2.mit.edu) Arrrr! That's what methinks! Now we have no Cap'n *** CabinBoy is now known as CapnCrunc Arrrgh! A true cap'n has emerged! *** CapMorgan (zuhlw@iia.org) has joined channel #p/g! arrr CapMorgan, sir... your authority is being challenged by Cap'n Crunch! ARrr! Mutiny! Argh! Somebody'll be Keel-hauled for that! Arrr.... Who's with me? Arrr! the cook and I side with Capn Morgan! I can' trust me eyes!!! Two Cap'ns!!! Kill the cook!!!!! Arrr! It's mutiny! arr!! Cap'n morgan I's wit ye! don kill me... don kill me capn... Arrrr Ye Scurvy land lubbers * TAK wonders what the hell is going on here... Arrrr! * FirstMate throws TAK a sword and a gold earring Arrrr! Mercy Cook! Kill the crunchy one!!!!! arrr! arrrr.... * Cook draws his cutlass * CapnCrunc rigs a virus bomb to the mast of the ship Avast ye dog Crunch!! ARrrr! Get out Virex! Arrr! even the cook is agin me! * TAK thanks First mate and uses the sword on evil... * CapnCrunc starts running down the ship Ye'll never take me alive! arr.... "kill -HUP 1" capn!! That'll restart his daemons!! *** Signoff: CapnCrunc ((error- datastream interrupted)) ArrrG! The evil capn is dead! Long Live Captain Cook! I'll get the rum Arrr.... Aye. Cook. yo ho ho and a bottle of... Guess you killed CapnCruc huh? coke Cap * Cook share's the bounty with the crew Arrrr! And the good ship sails off into sunset Thaks cook... * Cook plays the hammond organ Bound for lag-less waters Ahoy........ arr.... fade to black director matey.... *** CapMorgan is now known as NightHawk *** FirstMate is now known as Dreamline Whew! *** Cook is now known as arrang Now we know what to tell people, when they ask us what #p/g! is... i just had the wildest dream... I was a pirate :) ha ha Whoa! Ship lag! I hope somebody captured that in a text file! * TAK thinks everyone is just a wee bit too happy today