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<hung> any baes on this channel
<hung> any babes
<Slythex> lemme guess... your well? 
<Madrigal> No, no babes....One woman, however ;)
<hung> You bet are you a female
<Slythex> <-- is a babe with big tits
<Slythex> and I like to BLOW too
<Slythex> hell yeah
<hung> Will both of you blow me
<Slythex> sure
<Slythex> whip it out
<Madrigal> Kiddie molestation is illegal...sorry :)
<hung> Done deal
<Dreamline> p/g == porking galore, eh
<Slythex> bah.... look at this pencil dick
<hung> Madrigal ever suck anyone before
<hung> Im huge
<Madrigal> Yeah, just not dildos
<hung> will you suck me
<Slythex> what would your frat buddies at AXP say if they saw you scoping chicks on the damn computer
<Slythex> I'm SURE you are
<hung> who cares
<Slythex> what's in it for us
<Madrigal> If you were that huge, you wouldn't have to ask for it on the internet
<hung> Hot sex. whats in it for me
<Slythex> yeah but sinc I doubt you'd last enough to satisfy a real woman like me, what is in it for ME?
<hung> I will satisfy you both
<Madrigal> I doubt it.
<hung> vicious
<Slythex> I doubt it..
<Slythex> I mean if you were so damn good, you'd be getting laid in real life
<hung> I should be what are you doing here
<Madrigal> We aren't here to get laid, I get it in REAL life...
* hung pulls dick out of shorts
<Slythex> my boyfriend is in the other room doing homework :-(
<Madrigal> You know, the thing OUTSIDE of the computer lab
<Slythex> besides we fucked twice already today
<hung> too bad
* Slythex laughs at his puny thing
<hung> thats good
<Madrigal> besides, Sly and I are lovers
<hung> will you galls suck me
<Madrigal> galls?
<Slythex> yeah when She's in town, we do a threesome with my boyfriend
<Slythex> she's got a hot twat
<Slythex> that like a gall stone?
<hung> I cant spell
<Madrigal> Learn to pass 8th grade spelling, then we'll see
<hung> Im in college damnit
<Slythex> you prolly can't fuck either
<hung> I can fuck
<Dreamline> Oh, "college".  That makes you intelligent, eh?
<Slythex> at clarion university?
<Madrigal> If you were in college you could spell
* hung sticks dick in madrigals miuth
<Madrigal> You're mommy know you're using her computer for such things?
<Slythex> now THAT is a real learning institute if I do say so my damn self
<Dreamline> Not to mention fuckin' punctuation.
<hung> who cares
* Madrigal uses hung's dick as a toothpick
<Slythex> what are you a communications major?
<hung> no business
<Madrigal> business...that explains a LOT
<Slythex> whoa... drop out of engineering or something?
<Slythex> all them numbers... way too hard
<hung> marketing
<Dreamline> Let me guess... Human Resources?
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<Slythex> I bet you're a closet fag
<Dreamline> Oh, Marketing is even better :)
<hung> fuck human resources
<AnalogKid> Hey hey
<Dreamline> Hi Tom
<hung> Im not gay...
<hung> dreamline are you a chick
<Slythex> yeah I bet
<Madrigal> Hi Tommy :) Where ya been ?
<AlBundy> Hey Kid
<hung> I wouldnt go see Philadelphia
<Dreamline> Yeah, hung
<hung> Will you blow me
<hung> these girls are wicked
<Slythex> bend over hung
<AnalogKid> Eew, gross =(
<Madrigal> Ah...that's cos it's rated R and you have to be 18 to get in
<hung> sly are you a dude
<Slythex> well show you what's it's like to get a nice hard dildo in your ass
<Slythex> nope I'm a chick
* Dreamline gets out his dull rusty axe and dismembers hung.  Nope, I won't blow you
<AnalogKid> Hi Mad, Dline, Rrang, Sly
<hung> ouCH
<Dreamline> How goes it, Tom
<Slythex> hi girlfriend
<Slythex> he didn't need it much anyway
* hung fucks dream in the ass hard
<Slythex> yeah tomi
<hung> I want you sly
<Slythex> how is it goin
<hung> bobbit or not Im fuckin
<Slythex> do ya? what's in it for me... I can't see that pencil dick satisfying me
* AnalogKid is tired
<hung> Its quality not quantity
<AnalogKid> We played volleyball and got all bit up by skeeters =(|
<Dreamline> Tom: didja hear Floyd played all of DSOTM in Detroit, second set?
<Madrigal> If you can't even FEEL it, there is no quality
<rrang> skeeters hehehe
<Slythex> not from you at least hung
<hung> I saw floyd a couple years ago
<AnalogKid> Dline: in order? *drool*
<Madrigal> gotta be able to know it's there
<Dreamline> Yeah, first time in 19 years, eh
* AnalogKid saw floyd a few weeks ago
<Dreamline> Crowd went *nuts*
* AnalogKid saw yes on June 30th, sly
<Slythex> hung's four most heard words "is it in yet"
* hung sticks stub of dick in Madrigals mouth
<hung> I them at 3 rivers stadium
* AnalogKid kicks hung's ass
<Madrigal> stub eh? You just fuckin' admitted it dude
<hung> Awsome light show
<Madrigal> not only thin, but short....
<hung> 12 inch stub
<Madrigal> mm-hmmm
<hung> Sly you got fried egg tits
<Madrigal> then it wouldn't be a stub, would it?
<Slythex> it was originally 18 inches mad
<hung> Madrigal will you talk dirty to me
<Slythex> he's Long Dong himself
<hung> 18 & 1/2"
* hung rubs dick in slys face
<Madrigal> I would, but again, I don't want to get in trouble for corrupting a minor... what are you 12?
<hung> Im 20 
<AnalogKid> 12'll get you 20...
* Slythex grabs hung by his short hairs and nods to mad
<hung> I should be drunk by now
<Madrigal> you should be gone by now
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