So many ppl...such idling.... #p/g! Rhiannon H andrea@emunix.emich.edu (Today's Magic Number is..11!) #p/g! Dreamline H jtake@rocky.civil.ualberta.ca (It all makes perfect sense, in dollars and sense) #p/g! AlBundy H@ comeaude@newton.ccs.tuns.ca (Daniel E Comeau) #p/g! Dirk H@ JB9856@uacsc1.albany.edu () #p/g! Zappa G rroberts@128.146.161.16 (Ross Roberts) #p/g! RushServ H@ rushserv@yyz.com ('/msg RushServ lessons' for help) #p/g! Skif H@ ~schwarte@129.82.102.16 (Herald of Valdemar) #p/g! Slythex G@ ~jsbh@TARKUS.AC.ACS.CMU.EDU (John Santore) What a waste. :) Sorry to disappoint :) It's all your fault AL! We are all idle bastards... we should get up off our asses and clean up the street :) And yet... the world continues to spin. Yeah!!! haha SKif haha Yeah, you first, Dline. :^) Naw, I'm too comfortable sitting here on my ass I'll supervise, eh. **** Action : Rhiannon likes this 'blame it on Al' concept... blah <--- has a cold. I probably got it from Al <--- rewriting his xwindows console Dl: No way eh. :) <---eating Burger King :) Sly: using what? My Xwindows blew up the other day. It's fucked al: see what you made sly do? :^) Op me!!! why, praytell, is Xwindows? I need to reload all the software onto this computer *** Mode change "+o Rhiannon" on channel #p/g! by Dirk *** Rhiannon has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to It's AlBundy's fault, no matter what..trust us!!!! **** Action : Rhiannon has give nup on the fries and is just eating the honey. **** Action : AlBundy cries. I DIDN'T DO IT!!! HONEST!!! Al needs a lawyer Blame it on the one-armed man, Al :) Don't raise your vioce with me young man :) Sure, kid. Tell it to the judge. I don't feel sorry for you, Al...sorry... :) You had your chance, and you blew it. Rhi: You bully! so what did al fuck up? Zap: everything :) Zappa: Everything Bully? rs: bonk al **** Action : RushServ *bonks* al -- You knob!! Zap: I was framed!!! It's a conspiracy!! yeah, tell it to the judge al... Al: go hire Oliver Stone, eh, and make a movie comspiracy...you're reading too many Clancy novels eh i'm sure yer parole hearing will come up soon... **** Action : AlBundy calls up Legal Aid. *** AlBundy has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy cleared of all wrongdoing!!! - Film at 11 *** Skif has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to It's a horrible lie! AlBundy caught /in flagrante/, film on _A Current Affair_ hehe oh, the old single-bullet theory, eh? *** Dirk has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to Hard Copy Extra.....AlBUndy..a True Story of Canadian tragedy *** AlBundy has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy Framed!! Conspiracy right to the top! - WKRP News *** Rhiannon has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy Caught in Media Bribery Scandal! Newsweek ;) *** Skif has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy tries to weasel out of corruption and conspiracy charges! GQ, page 23. *** AlBundy is now known as AlWho *** AlWho has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy disappears! GQ, Skif? *** Dirk has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to Wanted: AlBundy..aka AlWho... *laugh* *** Skif has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to Have you seen this hoser: SO, mr bundy, if that is your REAL NAME... WHERE were YOU on the NITE in QUESTION???? *** Rhiannon has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy surfaces as Nightclub owner in Havana! **** Action : Zappa swings a spot in Al's face... **** Action : Zappa lights another cigarette..... swings a spot?? I don't get it. *cough* *cough* SPotlight!! spotlight... :) oh, ok. :) We KNOOOOOOW you were in the area... Now he's playing dumb too :) I thought it was a yankee slang or something. :) we have a bloody glove... And it matches your blood type. 'fess up, it'll go easier for ya if you do. *** Dreamline is now known as Lawyer if you confess, we won't pusht the death penalty... You did the crime, now do the time, eh. Hey, my client has the right to a beer Don't answer any questions, AlWho **** Action : AlWho jumps in a Bronco and drives away, slowly. rs: beer AlWho *** Zappa is now known as TheCops **** Action : TheCops follows him slowly... **** Action : Skif pursues AlWho with 20 police cars, and drives in the front to catch the media spotlight. I can show my client has an alibi: he was marrying Lisa Marie Presley at the time in question *** Lawyer is now known as Dreamline *** Dirk is now known as Reporter **** Action : TheCops ask Al for autographs along the way.. *** Rhiannon is now known as TheMedia haha *** Dreamline is now known as LarryKing **** Action : Reporter chases hopinbg for an inside scoop Pull over son! Don't want anyone to get hurt! Tonight, more details on AlWho's flight from justice **** Action : TheMedia publicizes it all with as much coverage as humanly possible!!!! It's not worth it! *** Skif is now known as JefGiloly Hey, you stoe my video of tonya! **** Action : TheCops keep plodding along.. is COPS taping this? Hey Look...It's Joey Butafucco... *** AlWho is now known as Acomplice *** Reporter is now known as Dirk **** Action : Acomplice flies in above he bronco with a helicopter. **** Action : LarryKing needs another guest for tomorrow night's show, on the same topic **** Action : JefGiloly goes after Al with an iron bar... **** Action : Acomplice lowers a rope to Al **** Action : TheMedia blames itself for ruining the chances of finding a jury! **** Action : LarryKing looks around *** Acomplice is now known as AlBundy **** Action : AlBundy climbs the rope. *** AlBundy is now known as Acomplice **** Action : LarryKing goes looking for the waiter who server AlBundy his last drink **** Action : Acomplice flies away to Mexico. *** JefGiloly is now known as Rambo **** Action : Rambo shoots down the helicopter with an RPG *** TheMedia is now known as Rhiannon *** Rambo is now known as Waiter hah! caught back up to ya, ya slimy dog! *** Waiter has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to AlBundy: Escaped Fugitive try to lose us, eh? larry: hw about $15k for an exclusive interview? **** Action : TheCops hose down Al's car with a spray o' lead We'll give you ten *** Acomplice is now known as AlBundy larry: $12k, or I go to The Enquirer. **** Action : TheCops block off Al's escape route **** Action : AlBundy laughs at the cops whi think he is still in the car. :) **** Action : LarryKing asks the Waiter "So, what did Al have to eat that night?" **** Action : TheCops are caught scratching themselves... **** Action : LarryKing gives the Waiter 12k French friea and Honey :) While watching from Mexico. :) <-=Not AlBundy!!!!! **** Action : TheCops chase al on foot... *puff* *puff* **** Action : Waiter responds, "Spaghetti. He asked for type AB- marinara sauce." **** Action : LarryKing asks the Waiter "How many glasses of water did he drink? Did you notice any cuts on his hands?" **** Action : LarryKing goes to commercial **** Action : TheCops catch up to al **** Action : TheCops slap him in irons **** Action : Waiter replies< "Not that you mention it, he asked for a lot of water, but he never drank any. +He seemed to be washing a glove off under the table." **** Action : TheCops throw him to the ground and start beating... **** Action : LarryKing ignores that interesting clue, and asks "So, what was he wearing?" **** Action : AlBundy turns green and gets HUGE! *** AlBundy is now known as Hulk so, thought you could get away, eh? wooo... shit... **** Action : TheCops cower... **** Action : Hulk beats TheCops like dogs. **** Action : TheCops shoot futily.. **** Action : LarryKing decides to interview Spiderman, to get the superhero angle **** Action : Waiter ponders. "A light olive green sportscoat, with a cream shirt underneath and a horribly +pastel blue pair of miami vice pants." Thanks, Waiter **** Action : Hulk runs to the hills. **** Action : TheCops go to the diner to get blasted.. it's been a rough day... You made him angry. I toldyou you wouldn't like him when he was angry. **** Action : TheCops arrest RushServ for lack of anything else to capture All this, 'cause Rhi thought we were idling too much :0 **** Action : Zappa ain't got no more blood to spray about... :) *grin* Y'know, DL...you're right! :) *** Skif has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to It's all Rhiannon's fault! what we'll do to please some people who are pms-ing... :) **** Action : AlBundy now knows how Dr. Kimble felt. haha Al *** Rhiannon has changed the topic on channel #p/g! to Rhi admits her guilt, joins a convent in shame.. FIlm at 9.. Well, back to lurking. :) :( Beep if you charge me with anything else. :)